1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more
comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a
bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember
the enemy's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in
trouble, they will continue to remember you when they're
in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's
illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but
then neither does milk.
6. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A
friend of mine was wearing one, when he
was shot by the woman's husband.
comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a
bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember
the enemy's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in
trouble, they will continue to remember you when they're
in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's
illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but
then neither does milk.
6. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A
friend of mine was wearing one, when he
was shot by the woman's husband.
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